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I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To Card
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This 4x6 greeting card, made in the USA, lets you say what we're all thinking. Don't hold back - express yourself with the coordinating envelope included. "I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To" encapsulates the inner conflict we all face (but with a hint of sarcasm).
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I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To Card
